So today I was thinking and I've decided that there are a ton of different types of friends.
The Friends-On-Facebook friend ~ This is the friend that comments on your posts, likes your pictures, and keeps up with your life via Facebook. This friend is pretty much only good in the virtual sense since they're never around in real life.
The Great-For-Coffee friend ~ This is the friend that is always saying "lets do coffee!" and when you do you spend 2 hours reconnecting and catching up on each others life's. This friend is great when you need some java and adult conversation!
The Flake ~ This is the friend that is always saying "we need to hang out" and then when you invite her somewhere she can NEVER make it. This friend is pretty much good for nothing.
The Lets-Talk-About-Me friend ~ This friend is so conceded that they don't really care about you, they just like to have you to listen to every detail of their life for hours! Not really good for much except if you really want to know how many guys she slept with last week, then she might be good for something!
The Work-Out friend ~ This friend is always there to go to the gym with you or just go for a long jog. This friend is good for a lot actually. She helps you stay fit, keeps you motivated, and provides you with someone to ease your fear of gym rats, aka nasty men that stare at you while you jog.
The Play-Date friend ~ This friend is great when you want to get the kids interacting and need some adult time. Play-Date friends are even better if they give you quality conversations.
The Dirty friend~ This is the friend that you can talk about all of your "naked time" topics with and she wont judge. She'll give great advice on how to spice it up, how to make it last, and how to keep the spark alive. She's also great to tell your embarrassing naked time stories to and she'll laugh and then tell you that she's sure that's not the worst thing to ever happen during naked time.
The Work friend ~ This is your friend from work, duh! You have a great time working together and maybe even get into a little trouble with her, but when it's time for quittin time it's hard to say if she'll be following you home, if you know what I mean.
The Friend-That-Used-To-Be-Your-Friend-But-Now-Is-More-Of-An-Acquaintance friend ~ This is someone who you used to be really close with, but as time goes on and lives change you grow apart and become more of just acquaintances. You still like to consider her your friend but it's hit and miss when you actually talk or hang out. It's not that you don't like each other anymore, it's just that so much has gone on in your respective lives that it's hard to keep up.
The Nice-To-Your-Face-Then-Talk-Bad-Behind-Your-Back friend ~ This person is exactly what the title says. They aren't really good for anything since every time you hear one more lie they spread about you it just makes you more angry. They may smile and wave when you see them driving, or comment nice things on your facebook, but when you're not looking they're out there saying bad things about you that may or may not be true.
And finally. . . ..
The Real-True friend ~ This is the friend that answers when you call. Laughs at your jokes, makes fun of you when you trip and fall but then help you up, takes you out to lunch cause you're having a bad day, buys you something totally random on your birthday just because she knows you'll like it, listens to your money troubles and doesn't judge, gives advice when you want it and just listens when you need it, dyes your hair cause you're too poor to go have it done, convinces you to try going commando, listens to your secrets and never ever tells them to anyone, encourages you, loves you, tells you you're wrong when you are, and tells you you aren't when you're not, talks about boyfriends, fiancees, husbands or ex's with you, tells you that your ex is a douche even if they never knew him just because she knows that he hurt you, invites you over for breakfast, calls you when her husband is working late just to talk about the funny text she got from him earlier, laughs with you, cries with you, supports you, and most importantly loves you for who you are.
So now is the tough question, what kind of friend are you?
